The Map of Portals

The map above clearly indicates the location of the four known portals between worlds. Each portal is marked by a red X. The Northeast Portal has the most historical significance because of Zaxon's famed journey to the unknown dimension. With these portals, it is possible to travel between worlds or within worlds very rapidly. It must be noted that this travel is not without risk. Although, it is getting safer all the time thanks to inventions like portal belts and airbags. You will know you've found a portal when you see a giant red X on the ground. Go search now.

The Atlantic Spiral

The Atlantic Spiral is marked on the map by a green spiral. The Atlantic Spiral is often referred to as the Portal of the Sea. This is actually a fallacy, since it is not a portal at all. In ancient times, sailors believed that if a ship was sucked down into the Spiral it would be transported to Atlantis. The fact of the matter is that any ship sucked into the portal actually just sinks. It is a portion of the sea which is better off avoided.

The Eye of Rogness

The Eye of Rogness is actually very accurately named. At the position indicated on the map (a purple triangle), there exists a small video portal. This is a portal which does not facilitate physical travel. However, through it the Bad Ones are able to view Earth activity in real-time. Fortunately, because of the eye's poor location, they are only able to view the activity of the ocean. The eye is sometimes referred to as The Blunder of Rogness II, although he was never officially blamed for the eye's placement. Plans are under way for a new Eye of Rogness to be placed somewhere in the western United States. However, there have been budget difficulties. Eyes of Rogness are not inexpensive to build, so they say.

The Golden Portal?

I do not know the origin of this photograph. I don't know where it came from or what it is a picture of. I found it under my pillow June 22nd, after a night full of strange dreams. In one of my dreams, Zaxon told me of a yet-to-be-discovered Golden Portal, behind which lies a gateway to the Third Netherkingdom as foretold by Needermeir. Although there are those who believe that the "Golden Portal" verses of Needermeir's writings are not authentic, I think this photo may provide evidence to the contrary. If you have any reliable information regarding this photo, or the Golden Portal, you must notify me now!