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One day, I woke up near the road.

 

Phil Hill aka UFO Phil

 

UFO Phil sings about Bad Aliens

 

I was born Phil Hill in the early 1970s in a rural farm area northwest of Roswell, NM. People have called me many things, but the nickname UFO Phil has remained with me for years due to my inherent ability to commune with aliens.

My recollection of mom and dad is vague, at best. They left this world when I was in diapers. What I do know is that dad was born on Independence Day in 1947 and grew up in the same farmhouse as me. There are many stories surrounding his birth, childhood, and strange disappearance later in life. Recently, a man claiming to be my father showed up on my doorstep. And while he knew many details about my life, his papers were not in order. Is he my real father or is it some kind of cruel joke? It is hard to know what to believe.

My first series of alien abductions began in 1972. They implanted me with a small chip which gave me a heightened musical ability. I didn't notice the talent at first. But, after years of strenuous study and practice on several musical instruments, it became clear to me. I now know that my abductors wanted me to spread their message through music. I hope the chip keeps working.

I left the Roswell area years ago. My home had ended up on some map of important UFO locations and I grew tired of the constant visitors asking questions. Fortunately, after many years of selling UFO debris out of my garage, I saved enough money to build a house far away from my previous life. Now, with the exception of my alien visitors, I live in relative peace and seclusion.


 

My Home

I live very near the top of the mountain. I will not show you my entire house, only the front door. There are two reasons for this. First, because the front door is the most important part of my house. It is how I get in. It is also how I get out. Second, because if I show you the other parts of my house it will take your attention away from the front door. In 2005, my house burned down. I lost everything inside and all that remained was the exterior brick structure. It has now mostly been rebuilt. Unfortunately, many of my lab experiments and the corresponding documentation were lost.


 

My Tower

Most houses that I have seen do not have a tower on the roof. My house had a tower on the roof but it was destroyed in the fire of 2005. I am currently building a new tower. This tower was used to receive distant shortwave signals, as well as local AM/FM radio broadcasts. I also relied on this tower for my internet broadband connection. Now that the tower is gone, my signal strength is only good for about six or seven days each month. These days correspond with the new moon, when lunar flares are at their lowest point.


 

This is what a High-Definition fire looks like!

My  Fire

On the night of September 16, 2005 three men in red jumpsuits banged on my door. Normally, I would not open the door to anyone at midnight, but these men claimed to be delivering my brand new HDTV set (My old TV had just been stolen the night before).  I decided to open the door. The men unpacked my new HDTV and ran out of the house. I turned on the set to see if any good infomercials were on. Moments later, the TV exploded and flames shot up to the ceiling. My house burned down that night and everything in it was destroyed. Now I know what a fire looks like in high-definition. A word of caution: don't accept HDTV sets from deliverymen at midnight. Especially if, like me, you didn't purchase one. I dread to think what the microwave they gave me would have done had I powered that on first.

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