UFO Phil's secure compound is situated high atop Mount Spokane in Washington State. The exact geographical location of the compound is not public knowledge. However, it is rumored to be situated either near the mountain's peak (5,800 feet above sea level) or somewhere completely different.

The compound is protected by a 10,000 volt electrical fence, which surrounds the entire perimeter. As a secondary security measure, other randomly placed electrical devices are situated within the fence-lined boundary. These include electric trees and rocks, as well as several high-voltage animatronic squirrels.

Within the fenced boundary exists a concrete military-style underground bunker. The bunker boasts several entrances and exits, including the infamous north exit (there was an incident). Access points consist of steel doors, wooden hatches and rabbit holes. There is also a series of vertical tunnels. These tunnels are perhaps the fastest way into the bunker but the slowest way out. They have also been known to cause injuries. This is possibly due to the sixteen foot drop.

The compound exists primarily as a defense against an imminent Bad Alien invasion. However, it also makes for a great vacation spot for people who don't like large crowds and don't mind extremely damp conditions. Bring your AAA card and be sure to inquire about off-season rates.