UFO Phil communicates with Good Aliens and Bad Aliens via a modified shortwave transceiver.

Zaxon was born at or around 6:10am on or about June 10th (Earth time). To escape persecution, he fled through the Northeast Portal into the Unknown Dimension. For certain secret special reasons, Zaxon was proclaimed leader and the dimension was quickly renamed Planet Zaxon.

Zaxon has allowed UFO Phil to photograph him on three occasions. Unfortunately, he has insisted that the lights be off or the camera lense-cap be on. This has created a challenge. Therefore, UFO Phil has chosen to paint a likeness of Zaxon. Zaxon recently visited UFO Phil's compound, staying for three nights. After he was gone, UFO Phil discovered a beautiful image burned onto his bathroom wall. It was a diagram of the Zaxonian Home Village. During his stay, Zaxon refused to eat meat. Instead he consumed Kix cereal balls served on a small plate. This meal closely resembles the Native Zaxonian Food, known as "Planets and Small Saucer". Zaxon was seen to carry a weapon resembling a firearm. Zaxon explained that his weapon was actually a Hiober (pronounced Joe-Buhr). The modern Hiober does not shoot bullets like the older, more violent, models. It is much more peaceful, only putting people to sleep. In fact, they never wake up again.

The first known occurence of Rogness seems to correspond with the start of the Red Ages, also commonly known as The Bad Times. It is usually agreed, yet often disagreed, that this was around 610 AD. This is based on the Earth calendar, so the dates may be off by a hundred years or so due to the Great Lunar Shift (GLS). It is believed that Rogness was first created by the Stone People of Garthemburg to halt the religious uprising which had been spawned by the Prophet Needermeir. Needermeir had predicted the rise of a great leader who would defeat the Liths (Stone People) and bring peace to the planet. When Rogness himself could not stop the coming of Zaxon, it was agreed by those who had the most to lose that a Rogness Army was needed. That was the beginning of the Rogness clonings. Although it is documented that four Rognesses exist, only the whereabouts of the three are currently known. Some speculate that the missing Rogness, also known as Rogness III traveled backward through one of the four mapped portals to Earth. This is a scary thought, but sadly it is the only explanation that makes sense. If you or someone you know has had a Rogness sighting you must tell me now.

Rogness would never allow himself to be photographed. Therefore I am offering a painting based on textbook descriptions and my own implanted memories. He is believed to be the original of the Rogness Clan. If this is true it would make him thousands of years old. If this is not true, his age would be difficult to guess. Most scholars agree that Rogness ascended the throne by artificial authority, which was not uncommon prior to the Blue Ages.

Rogness II was the first clone and as such retains much of the original undiluted Rogness Gene Serum. Though the gene serum remains intact, much of the tissue was assimilated by artificial means and genetically modified. Some argue that this process caused Rogness II to be even more evil than Rogness himself. It is alleged he was solely responsible for ordering the Ghyrn Crucifixions of the Red Ages.

None of the original Rogness Gene Serum was used in the cloning of Rogness IV. Chemists involved maintain that their own serum was more pure in terms of Organic Planetary Extractable Compound (OPEC). Some scholars argue that Rogness IV is actually the most intelligent of the three. In fact, an obscure sect of Rundrian priests have speculated that he may be the coming Master Craftsman as foretold in Phynjian Verse Two.

If you've been having nightmares about Sir Gubb, the Flaming Bug-Head Man recently you're not alone. Ever since he was ousted from his home planet of Bugee (pronounced Buh-Jee), he has been on a path of terror and destruction. He is a one-bug-swarm of perpetual pestilence. Victims awaken in a cold sweat after dreaming of the bug man only to find a small wax statuette under their pillow. The statuette is carved in the shape of Sir Gubb himself, proving it was not JUST a dream. Most victims lose their minds within a month, unable to cope with the stress of wondering when he will return. If you are a victim of Sir Gubb, do not light the wick on top of the wax sculpture. If you need assistance in not lighting the wick you must tell me now!