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BAD ROBOT! Bad Robot. Bad Robots badrobot Many
people have discovered this part of the website and
they call it the "secret part". This is true.
I have to write this very small so the Bad Aliens can't
see it. This is where I can send my true followers secret
messages and the Bad Ones can't see it cause their eyes
are too big. Those stinky bad aliens can't read small
fonts. Bad Aliens, oh my God they're here again. They say they don't have evil intentions but then they take us to alien kitchens and cook us! Bad Aliens Really Stink like the mildew in your kitchen sink. Bad Aliens Really Smell like the bottom of a wishing well in Hell! That guy named Phil. That Phil guy. That Phil guy who talks about aliens. Alien Phil. Call me whatever you want. bad robot bad robot bad robot Now, a little more about myself: I am currently
working on a time machine (you may have heard of a guy
named John Titor) which will revolutionize the travel
industry. Plus, it will help save us from the Bad Aliens.
My time machine plugs directly into a 220v dryer outlet
in my basement. The electricity flows directly into
the metal-encased chamber. The chamber fills with water
and the reulting electrical shock helps to propel me
forward in time. What a rush. The problem is, it also
causes me to pass out and I rarely remember the experience. lost lost lost
Hmmm. Better do some more work on this. Snakes on a Plane? That should be Aliens on a Plane. Snakes on a Plane? The Snakes on a Plane are really Snake People - which are aliens. Snakes on a Plane? What about King Kong on a Plane? King Kong and Peter Jackson. The King Kong Film. King Kong has been the subject of three movies. King King is real but that's not his real name. I saw a giant ape when I traveled to the southeast portal. Portals between worlds Portals between worlds. Stay away
from Snake Man or Snake People in general also beware of Lizard People also known as Lizians. Planet Zaxon. Zaxon 4. PLanet Zaxon 4. Zaxon 4 Planet. 4 Planet Zaxon. Zaxon 4. Had enough yet? On another note:
I am currently appearing as a regular on several radio
shows including the dr demento show. You've heard of doctor demento haven't you? dr demento is very cool. he plays great music. Some people say he plays funny music or funny songs or demented music or humorous songs or comedy music or novelty songs or silly songs or whatever. I guess my songs are the only serious music he plays. I don't consider anything I have to say to be funny at all. Do you? Yesterday, a guy on the street called me a funny retard. what are funny retards? That sounds
like either a funny joke or an insult. I also appear on morning radio shows and radio shows like Ron and Fez who were on WJFK but have switched now to XM satellite radio. I also appear on Coast
to Coast am with George Noory (Art Bell does weekends).
I made an appearance on the John and Jeff Show in Los
Angeles. They seemed to enjoy our discussion but then
decided they didn't want me back on the show after they
heard I was on Coast to Coast. John and Jeff turned
out to be working with the Bad Aliens. I have appeared on the Mancow Show also known as mancow's morning madhouse. I have been on
The Hideout with El Jefe and J Dubs (or is it J Dubbs)
in Orlando FL on WTKS. They are really good friends
and often play my alien music. I appear on 96 Krock
on the Liz Wilde Show and met a cool drummer who also
appears on the show. He used to play with John Entwistle
of the Who. His name is Steve and he is going to record
a song with me. Fun. Some people think I wrote the song my my this here anakin guy. That wasn't me. That was Weird Al Yankovic. A film company in Canada based a movie on my life. The film is called Phil the Alien. Phil the Alien is about an alien named Phil who becomes a music star. Do you see the similarities? They never asked me for permission to write about my life. It felt like I was abducted by the movie. Speaking of abductions and movies, did you ever see Close Encounters of the
Third Kind? Close Encounters was a good movie but the aliens looked fake to me. I guess that's because I have seen the real aliens. By the way, I found Close Encounters of the Third Kind on DVD, but I can't find Close Encounters of the Second Kind anywhere. I am not Phil Mogg or Phil Klass I am UFO Phil aka Phil Hill. I have studied Shakespearean Math, which is rarely taught anymore on this planet. Remind me to mention something
about Lizards and Snakes in this paragraph. Lizians
are lizard people, Snakoids are snake people, Amphiboids
are froggie people. That reminds me, I appeared on a
radio show called Froggy 103 FM in Kentucky. They
turned out not to be aliens. I was on Mark and Brian,
you know the Mark and Brian Show on KLOS in Los Angeles.
We talked about alien art. I told them about a piece
of artwork I saw which was a banged up piece of metal
with some weeds glued on. Some guy was selling it for
$1,500 at an art gallery in CA. The piece of art was
called "UFO Debris". The artist found it on
the side of the road near Roswell New Mexico. Some people
think Area 51 is in Roswell, NM but Area 51 is in Nevada.
They are two separate places and famous for two different
incidents. Did you know Tom Cruise believes in Aliens?
Of course you knew that. War of the Worlds is a movie
with Tom Cruise. Some people don't like it. I haven't
seen the film yet. I saw the original movie based on
the HG Wells story. I also heard to radio broadcast
of War of the Worlds by Orson Welles, which was an adaptation.
It was a fake news report about martians landing in
New Jersey. People committed suicide because they were
afraid the martians would kill them. Do you feel this
way about the Bad Aliens? What we need is people who
will fight the martians, not run away or commit suicide.
Will you stay and help me fight these evil dirty little
martian pond scum freaks? I hope you will. Spokane, WA Mt Spokane. Monterey, CA. Seaside, CA. Carmel, CA. Salinas, CA. 102.5 KDON. Radio Station. Lake Charles, LA. Superman Returns. Superman Super Man. I saw Narnia last week. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. In the movie, the character of Aslan really symbolizes Zaxon. By the way, I want to say hello to Phil Hendrie who has been impersonating me, according to rumors. Songs about aliens. Songs about UFOs. Songs about Martians. Alien
Music. I like all of it. UFO Transmissions will be featured in a documentary film about Area 51 called The Road to Rachel. It's a UFO documentary. Are aliens really real? You tell me, bub. Are UFO's really real? You tell me bub. Coast to Coast funny song. Fatally injured "Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin pulled a stingray's serrated barb from his chest before he lost consciousness and died, his manager said on Tuesday as fans worldwide mourned the exuberant naturalist. Hundreds of fans placed flowers outside
his Australia Zoo in Queensland state and wrote messages on khaki shirts, part of his trademark uniform, as Irwin's body was flown home after Monday's freak diving accident off Australia's northeast coast."Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin.
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